I have this friend, Survivor Sam, (well he used to be a friend and neighbor until I got bitten by my girlfriend).
He really ticks me off, because he’s faster than me and I can’t catch him to eat his brain.
He posts all sorts of good information for ‘not-quite-zombie’ types like you on his new website.
Check it out – ICanSurviveAnything.com.
He also has a blog, which really irritates me – Survivor Sam Blog.
If he doesn’t stop all the ‘goodie-two-shoes’ educational crap, I won’t have anyone to eat.
If you happen to see him, tackle him, tie him and wait for me to get there.