How would you like to become a zombie like me?
Check out my before and after photos.
As you can obviously see, I was once a living, breathing human (and, quite handsome I do say) just like you, until one day when I was bitten by another zombie. That’s a story for another post.
You can be a zombie, too.
There are two ways:
1. You can give me your address and a I will come over and chew on your arm, leg, face, or whatever looks tasty.
2. Or, you can send me your photo (headshot only) and I will turn it into a professional zombie photo for you.
My services aren’t free, though. Even zombies have to make a living somehow. Since they won’t let me work at Wal-Mart, I have to survive on internet sales. (Discrimination lawsuit is pending)
For just $20 I will:
- turn your photo into a zombie headshot
- send you the file in high quality format
For another $10 I will write a short zombie story about you and include you as one of my friends in the blog.
Here’s how it works:
Purchase your items securely through Paypal by using the link below:
ZOMBIE HEADSHOT ONLY – $20
ZOMBIE HEADSHOT AND STORY – $30
When your payment is received, I will send you a link to submit your photo.
Please make sure that you make your payment using the email address you want me to send the link to (like DUH!).
Welcome to my zombie family and thank you for your support,