Be a Zombie


How would you like to become a zombie like me?

Check out my before and after photos.

As you can obviously see, I was once a living, breathing human (and, quite handsome I do say) just like you, until one day when I was bitten by another zombie.  That’s a story for another post.

You can be a zombie, too.

There are two ways:

1. You can give me your address and a I will come over and chew on your arm, leg, face, or whatever looks tasty.

2. Or, you can send me your photo (headshot only) and I will turn it into a professional zombie photo for you.

My services aren’t free, though.  Even zombies have to make a living somehow.  Since they won’t let me work at Wal-Mart, I have to survive on internet sales.  (Discrimination lawsuit is pending)

For just $20 I will:

  • turn your photo into a zombie headshot
  • send you the file in high quality format

For another $10 I will write a short zombie story about you and include you as one of my friends in the blog.

Here’s how it works:

Purchase your items securely through Paypal by using the link below:



When your payment is received, I will send you a link to submit your photo.

Please make sure that you make your payment using the email address you want me to send the link to (like DUH!).

Welcome to my zombie family and thank you for your support,


The Walking Dead app


Have you seen the show ‘The Walking Dead’ yet?

Well, personally I don’t think it’s that funny.  I mean it shows all of my friends being killed (again) by these pathetic people attempting to avoid the unavoidable.  Luckily a few are turned into fellow zombies by my friends as well.  Sometimes we get to chow down on a nice plump one (buffet), but that’s getting off the subject.

And, now there is an app you can get in iTunes based on the show.  It shows you how to shoot zombies.  That really ticks me off!

I am officially asking all my followers to boycott the show, the game, and the app.  All my fellow zombies agree that it doesn’t present us in a favorable light and even though we are slowly winning the war, it gives people hope.  That can be very dangerous.

The end is inevitable.  People should just lay down and prepare to become lunch (or dinner).  It would save us all so much time and trouble.